So last night, before we moved to the living room and blow the canldes - it was my bro's birthday - we get see the news about the Picasso painting that was aucioned recently for record millions - on our states' flagship channel, no less, RTP1.
To my surprise, the anchorman says "... and today, this painting by the *Surrealistic* painter Picasso was auctioned for..." I stared blankly at the screen for a moment while my parents and my brother laughed their heads off. Did he just say SURREALISTIC?! Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Salvador Dalí was a *Squarist* and *Cubists* are little children playing, trying to fit the shape in th